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PostSubject: Jokes   Fri 08 Jul 2011, 23:21

Topic for joke, you can paste your joke and we can have a lough, i start with mine Very Happy

A mexican and a black are both in the back of a car. Who's driving?

A cop.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun 20 Nov 2011, 02:10

Why women in the morning infront the mirror are rubbing their eyes?
Because they don't have balls to scratch!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun 20 Nov 2011, 02:21

President Truman had to decide to drop an atom bomb over Hiroshima or to send Chuck Norris...
He made a humane decision

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun 20 Nov 2011, 02:22

You have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars... Chuck Norris has more money than you Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Sun 20 Nov 2011, 02:25

Chuck Norris will never get a heart attack... his heart isn't so stupid to attack him Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon 21 Nov 2011, 02:23

Two Internet geeks talk:
- Man you know that there is a real life
-Where send me the link


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon 21 Nov 2011, 02:31

In Russia tax of vodka was raised.
Son with joy turned to his father:
-Dad, you will drink less now right?
-No son, now you will eat less.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon 21 Nov 2011, 02:34

1 Worm meets another and asks him:
-How's your father doing?
-Well, he went fishing.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes   Mon 21 Nov 2011, 02:35

Some funny videos:





Watch their all comic videos, they are pretty funny Very Happy

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